Karen Pereira, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS.... Ok, now that my mom isn't reading, I can go in. Excuse the grammar but I have been drinking heavily. Let me first off say that the picture for this post is a genuine response to what I was witnessing. Where the fuck do I start??? Well here's a disclaimer for those of you who think I look at my self as being perfect and make fun of people who you deem as being below me in my eyes (Rome wasn't built in a day, I'm only 26, give me a few more minutes and you will see perfection).
Dudes on my dick.. tired of that. I swear on everything I love, i go out to this spot and this one dude be like 'man you a pretty boy blah blah bla... look at your waves, look at your clothes, the hoes love you'. Kill all that shit, I look good and am cool because I say so. As much as women hate arrogance, I didn't get looked at till I sprayed that on me, so take note.. have some self worth, and you will succeed in life. I wash my self with the same water as you do, I just present myself as if I bathe in Jesus' blood
Dudes wearing bogus clothes.. what the fuck!!!! I know we all can't afford expensive shit, but don't try and jock dope style with bang bang attire. Im from NY and its no secret we set trends. Champion hoody, cool.. Fila's that bite the America Cup Prada's..NOOOOOOOOOO. I have 3 pairs of genuine Prada's that might get donated to the trash can because of you. Fila ain't been acceptable since Jammal Mashburn had his shits out (sorry Grant Hill, he went to my high school and didn't sell out and go to Duke).
Dudes wearing athletic sneakers in a 'Grown Up/ Night Club Setting'. If them shits aren't retro Nike's.. you might as well burn those while they are still laced to your limbs.
Excuse my English but.... BITCHES who go out to take pictures for Facebook. Please eat the barrel of a gun and press the trigger with you free thumb. Im fuckin tired of seeing girls, guys, whoever creating fictional fun for a snap shot. A mutha fucka like me don't need to pose, the face book police can take a picture of me when im not paying attention and that portrait would reflect pure un adulterated un molested dopeness. So for all of you who play your role until a camera is taken out and bump into someone being cool in their natural habitat, kill your self.
If you have a weave with bangs and it hangs down far enough that it fogs up your eye glasses, re evaluate that.. thanks.
I saw some of the ugliest girls in the history of air this evening. If I was a dude at Boston College or Boston University, I would commit a minor crime to spend the next 4 years in jail because I would bet that the ass this their is better than what is on the outside. I blame this on Lady Gaga (who has a bigger dick than me). She has given ugly women the right to look as bad as smashed skull. Honestly, I see why there are gay men on earth, they groom themselves and are way more presentable then the gargoyles that roamed the outer world this evening.
There was more shit going on but it just hit 3am and I i'll save the rest of my thoughts for when i'm bothered.
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