Booty Pop?? WTF

I could have swore that I was drunk and was interpreting the commercial incorrectly but in a sober state, I found that I was indeed wrong. 'Booty Pop', panties for girls with what Martin Lawrence would refer to as 'nausatall'. Translation: no ass at all. For those of you who haven't seen the commercials, there are a bunch of chicks who's backsides look as if they have been beatin in with bricks. Then they put on these panties/ ass pads and the party is on like a mah fucka. Am I the only one who thinks this is completely stupid? Unless your either the girl who goes out to hate on her friends, a grenade, or your positive you wont be giving up any ass, these panties wont work for you. Reason being, if you take a guy home to get busy and you are wearing what can be deemed as protective tail bone padding, that's going to cause an awkward situation. Its what we call in real estate the 'bait and switch'. This is when an agent shows you a place that is flawless, you fall in love with it, you decide to take it, but when you move in, it isn't the initial apartment. Its like going out to eat at a restaurant, and being served some ramen, yeah your going to eat but in the back of your mind you say 'what the fuck'. The shit that is even more confusing about the commercial is that they advertise 3 different colors of panties as if its some sexy shit to model for someone. Also, who came up the the term booty pop for these fraudulent articles of lingerie. Im familiar with the term and I know it to mean a girl with a true meaty ass making it move usually to the beat of a song. If you go a flat butt, rock with that.. some guys like that haha.