V.S.Wow, what a battle of some unattractive grenades. In one corner, you have Rachel from the Dark Knight; the obsession and life force of Harvey Dent/ the jump that Bruce Wayne couldn't keep in check (I know this movie came out in 08, but I don't go to the movies and her repulsive appearance was brought to me via DVD in High Definition this year) . And in the other corner, you have Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials who's looks make straight men contemplate sleeping with
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After doing and extensive photo search, I found that Stephanie Courtney, the girl who plays Flo, isn't really ugly in real life
(photo) . With that said, this years Fugliest female goes to Rachel from the Dark Knight. To add insult to ugliness, she is the sister of Jake Gyllenhaal, and I think he was in Broke Back Mountain. Word on the street, there was a gay scene with him and the Joker, and to be honest, I would rather watch that then see her sit in a chair, motionless, fully clothed, from a distance.
Maggie Gyllenhaal (Rachel)is part of a movement towards fresh-faced, wholesome, vegan-looking types that are more than face-babes because they are less than face-babes. Fresh-faced, confident, perky has all been done before -- so has wholesome, but not in this "I wear makeup but I don't have to" way. Undoubtedly the youngest in birth order, or worse yet, an only child, her world revolves around her only. Something about her says, "I'm not just sassy, I'm efficient, assertive, I take a stand for everything popular: the environment and against animal cruelty, for gay rights, for the vagina monologues and for men who smell nice. I'm a tease, I have a temper and I'm allowed." Fugly is a good name for "Rachel." Maybe "Pugly" for her nose. Or "Scugly" for when she tells men, "My boyfriend and I have an open relationship"...unknown to her boyfriend. THAT type.
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