Sucks To Be Her

Are you this type of girl?? You probably are and don't even know it. She is the bird who was labeled the 'Grenade'(great term) on this weeks awesome episode of Jersey Shore. Mike 'The Situation' says that in times of war, a soldier must jump on one of these for the greater good of the team. Basically, shes the girl who has a better looking friend and in order for the better looking friend to get taken down, someone has to occupy her, 10 times out of 10 against the the loyal soldiers will.


How bad do you think this Holiday Season is going for her? She now is the definition of a pop culture term. Its no secret to her, or anyone she knows that she is not attractive, but she played her role on national TV on what is going to be the most watched reality show in years. If she has a facebook page or myspace, I wouldn't be surprised if her away messages say 'FML'. It would be one thing if she was in there looking for action and was denied because of her looks, but she was in there hatin and talkin shit as if she was the center of the guys attention. Life lesson to all you girls out there who feel the need interfere with good looking people's shit, dont do it. If your personality is as ugly as your appearance, you might wanna shut the fuck up, and if your caught in a situation where your better looking friend(s) is/are getting attention, go sit in the corner and face the 90 degree angle of the walls coming together.


Christian